Little gems on People pages beg to be repeated. My pick of the week: Three New York fourth graders plotted to kill their teacher with hand sanitizer. The devious divas learned that the teacher is allergic to the stuff, so when they grew fed up listening to her “yell” at them, they launched the plan–but not before they bragged about the plan to anyone who would listen. Figures. A schoolmate’s mother turned them in. No punishment was assigned, but how about making the girls stay after school every day with the intended victim for the rest of the term?