I’ve been forced to hide flowers since Tuna joined the family. He’s so fascinated with live plants and posies, I once caged a tree in chicken wire and I’ve given away arrangements to avoid death by tulips. This week, I learned that fake blossoms and greens are equally appealing to Tuna when I tried decorating. Ask me how many strings of chewed blossoms I trashed! That’s when I looked up. My 12-foot ceilings are out of Tuna range so I made a floral chandelier. Tuna spends many hours looking up at it and plotting. I think I outsmarted him, however!