Death by Words

asphyxiation
I would have opened the e-mail immediately if my paranoia about tapping into a virus wasn’t formidable, because the intriguing subject line grabbed my attention: “Do you asphyxiate yourself often? You must learn to breathe, Gail!” Of course I don’t asphyxiate myself often—not that I haven’t thought seriously about it during my condo short sale odyssey. My question is: Who would live to read the e-mail message if they asphyxiated themselves often? Perhaps auto-erotic asphyxiation instructions or cutting-edge asthma relief solutions hid behind the intriguing subject line, but I sent it to Spam too fast to mull more possibilities.

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