I can’t decide which couch to buy. The best deals are via the Internet, but when I try to envision returning a bad choice via UPS, the thought is enough to send chills down my spine. Geni and I hit up local retailers. The usual suspects were disappointing. The last stop, at Furniture Row, proved fruitful: One couch got my attention, but it’s several hundred bucks more than a comparable Internet deal. I’m waiting for divine intervention. I know God is busy with Ebola and ISIS, but if He takes a break, perhaps He could stick in His two cents.