Groupon offered me a half-price shooting-range package for two! Such joy. The $106 value—already nabbed by 1,000+ people—expires fast, so I must quickly decide if I’m to avail myself of the 30-minute safety class, 30 minutes of target shooting overseen by an NRA-certified marksman and my choice of weapons. Oh goodie. I can pick from 54 types of firearms including assault weapons. As a bonus, I can add Zombie Apocalypse Tuesday to the deal and take aim at zombie targets spurting fake blood. And you thought massages and cheap eats were the best Groupon deals on the planet.