A stealthy thief began plucking packages addressed to tenants from the lobby of my building. Assuming the culprit to be a disenfranchised guy looking to convert snatched stuff to quick drug cash, imagine my surprise when lobby surveillance camera footage showed the culprit to be a short, chubby, grey-haired, senior woman so experienced at lobby loot grabs, she donned an oversized ball cap after spotting the camera. Keys went out to the usual suspects (UPS, FedEx, USPS), so packages now come to our apartments. Need proof that people can’t survive on Social Security benefits? This senior desperado could be it.