Like The Terminator, “I’ll be Back”

DMV
I’ll return to the DMV again to update my driver’s license. Tried yesterday. I handed over proof of my new address, but the crabby counter wench wasn’t buying it.
“You didn’t sign your lease.”
“That’s because it’s my copy.”
“You can’t use it as proof of residence.”
“I’ll sign it now.”
“No. I’ve already seen it.”
“Can I bring it back signed?”
“No. I’ll remember you.”
“How about these envelopes?”
“We don’t accept anything with yellow change of address stickers.”
“So, I have to come back?”
My address may change, but the cast of characters populating my world obviously hasn’t.

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