Rumor has it the OKCupid.com website manipulated faux matches in July, but frankly, most recommendations that wind up on my desktop are mismatches anyway. Today’s Blue Plate special: “I am a 72 year old male nudist living in MN…enjoy the outdoors, biking and playing cards.” Call me quirky, but the thought of a 6-foot, 72-year-old, chocolate-loving nudist, bicycling around in the great outdoors when he’s not playing bridge, is disturbing. In Minnesota winters, yet? Among the words that come to mind are “shrinkage” and “frostbite.” The urge to knit a little penis sweater won’t go away. Is it just me?